Famous poker quotes

How many times have we seen a politician pay in votes – lots of them – for a bad quote, or worse – misquote? Former US President George W. Bush alone has a rich legacy of memorable quotes, most of which are not on the highest intellectual level.

In poker, fortunately, when a player speaks his or her mind the effects may not be as devastating, and there are plenty of pearls of wisdom to be found out there.

Take for example Phil Hellmuth (some of his quotes would have to be censored…): -‘I guess if there weren’t luck involved, I’d win every time. So is poker a game of skill or luck…?

Even several centuries ago, author Jonathan Swift had a great quote: I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. There is a fair amount of players who would agree with that one…

Here is a selection of some of the choice quotes from the world of poker:

-‘Poker is generally thought to be America’s second most popular after-dark activity. Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer’ – Alfred Alvarez

-‘I don’t want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.’ -Stu Unger

-‘For American males under 18, baseball may be said to be the national pastime; when they grow up, it becomes poker.’ – Carl Sifakis, ‘The Encyclopedia of Gambling.’

-‘If you’re playing poker and you look around the table and can’t tell who’s the sucker – it’s you’ – Paul Newman

-‘Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.’ –Stephen Wright

-‘Hold’em is to Stud what chess is to checker’ – Johnny Moss

-‘I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a champion and make a sucker out of him.’ – “Amarillo Slim” Preston

-‘It is better to make people think you are a bad poker player, then to play and remove all doubt. Don’t play to impress – play to win.’ – Michael Gersitz

-‘Poker is a game of people – it’s not the hand I hold; it’s the people I play with.’ – “Amarillo Slim” Preston

-‘Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.’ –“Amarillo Slim” Preston

-‘Timid players don’t win in high-stakes poker’ – Doyle Brunson

-‘I don’t want to give you a complex, but you’re stack looks small.’ – Marcel Luske to a short-stacked player at the 2004 WSOP

– ‘Money won is twice as sweet as money earned’ – Paul Newman as ‘Fast’ Eddie in The Color of Money

– ‘Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.’ – Charles Lamb

– ‘Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life – but it is also merely a game, in which money is simply the means of keeping score.’ – Anthony Holden

– ‘Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you.’ – Jack Strauss

– There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips. –William J. Florence

‘It never hurts for potential opponents to think you’re more than a little stupid and can hardly count all the money in your hip pocket, much less hold on to it.’ – “Amarillo Slim” Preston

– ‘Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.’ – Mike Caro

– ‘That ego has destroyed many a poker career.’ – Jim Boyd

– [Poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great. – Walter Matthau

– ‘A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.’ – American Proverb

-‘The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be.’ – Mark Pilarski

-‘He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.’ – Mark Twain

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